March 2013
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Mar 11th
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The best asks, ever.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? Blue
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? Dark
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? I would get a real tattoo of my spinal column
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? Big city. For the most part.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) The Pink Power Ranger.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? A cherry picker from Smoothie King
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? Farting in front of the whole class really loud
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? When my period bled through my pants
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? When some crazy ghetto Mexican bitch yanked down my skirt in front of the whole class
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? Pirates, because they are alcoholics
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? Nope
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? Yes and no.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? A sea turtle.
14: What's your most favorite part of your body? My ass.
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality? My attitude.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? Who cares
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? Yes
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? Yes
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? I only eat delicious things. Idk
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? Salted European butter, grew up with Margarine
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) 1%
22: Which continents have you been on? North America, South America and Europe
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? Not really
24: Backpacks or satchels? Backpack
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? All 3
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? The Powerpuff Girls
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? A cow. Pigs are disgusting.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? Rome.
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on? 16 hrs to Rome
30: The latest you've ever slept? 6 p.m.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? No. And maybe.
32: Do you pick at scabs? Sometimes
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? Ranch Style Beans
34: How far can you throw a baseball? Not very far
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? The UK
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? I've had Vietnamese and Korean. Pretty damn good.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? University. More people=more parties
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? With both.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? Probably not.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? Yes and yes.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? Yeah if no one was looking.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? Yeah
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? Snooki
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? Mermaid blue
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? Maybe. Idk.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. Yes.
47: City or nature person? Nature
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) Yes. Flour and burnt matches. Didn't turn out that great.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? Yes.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
I'm a genius. I'm well traveled. I can cook. I'm a porn star in the sack. I'm pretty easy to get along with, just don't piss me off.
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